Why are you still here?
Why wont you just take yo ass home already??
You’ve been here, at my store for 3 **fucking** hours now….
Playing scratch offs incessantly.
The Baine of my exsitance
Your fingers look like you were playing with ash.
Black and nasty…..you have “scratch off dust” under your fingernails.
You are cock blocking me from doing ANYTHING AT ALL…..
I cant even go piss, because everytime I turn to walk away….there you are…with that dumb smirk on ya face.
“Dame otro de el mismo……..Lemme get another…same one”
God in heaven FORBID that Im actually tending to another customer, or dealing with a vendor and you have to wait 30 whole seconds for me to give you another ticket. Cause then Scratchy McScratch Scratch gets impatient….starts sighing loudly…..tapping on the counter.
I let it slide the first time.
Second time, youll get the Steven Segal “Above The Law…Im gonna make your arm bend where its not supposed to” Look.
They usually stop being obnoxious after that.
But they sure as hell keep on scratchin’!!!
And as soon as I think they’re done…..They’re gone out the door….I turn to go into my office, and BAM!!
“Dame otro….“
Sugars….
I thought I was free. I thought you left?? Don’t you have something better to do? Work? Feed your kids? Take a bath? Read the newspaper? Make love to your wife? Ponder the meaning of life and all of it’s intricacies??
Of course you don’t….you rather be here…pissing away your paycheck, hoping to hit paydirt. And in turn, you’re driving me insane.
Why don’t you buy a stack of scratch offs, go home and drive yourself crazy in the confines of your roach infested duplex.
I hate you, Scratch off Junkies. And I hate the Florida lottery for devising this archaic, cruel way to part debilitating gamblers with their monies….
“…….How many Insta-Bingo’s you wanted again?”
Just a day in the life…..
The Aftermath
you should reach out to all the bodegeros worldwide with this story and get everyone stories. I’m pretty sure you are not the only one that is complaining about these annoying mothasuckas! Start a bodegeros conference in South Beach!
Ha! That would be kinda dope actually….